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posted by [personal profile] swmbo at 12:17pm on 29/05/2004
Wow. OUCH. Damn it. KillerCrampsFromHell. I just broke into the emergency stash of chocolate. I am THIS close to breaking into the emergency box of thin mints mom brought down when she visited two weeks ago. owowowowowowow. And I swear, SWEAR I bought midol or something last time and yet I can not find it anywhere. Grrrrr. I WILL RIP MY OWN THROAT OUT FOR THAT!

Hee, although, mind you, I'm not at all pissy. Just really, really wanting 1) the pain to go away and 2) to eat chocolate until I'm sick. Which in my head will make the pain go away. And, hee, it might actually work if I eat enough that I'm lying on the couch moaning because of the resulting tummy ache, right? RIGHT!

Man I am SO glad that it's the weekend so that I don't have to try to move and stuff. I can be all curled up and whimpering in my chair and nobody needs to know that ther are red hot irons slicing through my stomach. Except you guys. You get to know. Aren't you LUCKY? (Fod? I am calling for a temporary ceasefire until I am well again. And you WILL take it. Grrr. We can resume hostilities later.)

And ohhh, at the bbq last night? CUTEST DOG EVER! Well, third cutest. Cutest dog ever is my Blitz. Second cutest dog is your dog if you have one, cause I'm not gonna argue with dog lovers (except those who claim that their dog is cuter than my Blitz) and then last night? 3rd cutest. She was running around without a collar and so of course we got her and put her in the backyard - they're going to call shelters today and put up fliers and everything. But she looks like a bird dog, about 7 months old or so. And she's very friendly and hee! She kept picking up beer cans in her mouth and running around in circles in them. Usually empty ones, but she WOULD try to get full ones. There's something completely adorable about a dog running around with the top of a beer can in her mouth - and that's the way she'd carry them, so that it looked like she was taking a big drink.

Ok, back to the grind. I won't be on AIM much until I get this thing knocked out. I have to write the RPS, then I have to work on the Andrew ficathon backup I signed up for, and at some point I'll stop moaning and whimpering. And I am seriously thinking of going tomorrow morning to buy RotK regular edition. But maybe I will be strong and resist. Except I have 25 dollars gift certificates for Best Buy...(and it should be 35, but I can't find one, darn it) soo.....We'll see. It will probably all depend on if the NetFlix movies arrive today (Bear? FINALLY should have Master and Commander, k?)

*hugs you all*
Mood:: 'sore' sore
There are 29 comments on this entry. (Reply.)
 
posted by [identity profile] avrelia.livejournal.com at 10:30am on 29/05/2004
::Hugs you carefully::

:: sends you chocolatey thoughts:: (Sorry, I've eaten all my actual chocolate, only thoughts left)

::adores the 3rd cutest dog::

I actually got tired of dying every month and got a prescription painkiller for myself.
 
posted by [identity profile] swmbo.livejournal.com at 10:36am on 29/05/2004
chocolate thoughts are very good*

Mmm...painkillers. Except, me being me, I would never remember to refill a prescription one when I needed it and never remember where I put the bottle when I DID.

Yes, absentmindness is the swmbo by-word. Everything has a place and nothing is in it.
 
posted by [identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com at 11:02am on 29/05/2004
Awww, sweetie.

::pets you::
 
posted by [identity profile] swmbo.livejournal.com at 11:05am on 29/05/2004
*snuggles up to you* *loves you*

hee, worst thing is, the RPS? TOTALLY TURNING ANGSTY! Because of the cramps, I think. I mean, it's not even angsty yet but suddenly there's a totally unforseen relationship that has tinges of bitterness and betrayal looming in the background. And I'm picturing stunned silence and shocked faces and...

It's a good thing I'm not writing The Kiss right now or Arrie would flay me alive. Which might be more fun that what I'm feeling right now...

*loves you*

If you were here or I were there, you'd let me lay against you and you'd rub my back, right? *sniff*
 
posted by [identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com at 11:17am on 29/05/2004
Oh no! Not teh angst! RUN AWAY!

In my mind? I'm totally already rubbing your back and you're all snuggled up against me.

:::loves you:::
 
posted by [identity profile] swmbo.livejournal.com at 11:19am on 29/05/2004
Dude, not just angst but TRIANGLE angst when one person wants the other and the other doesn't even have a CLUE - or if they do, it's buried so deep that they won't admit it to themselves. And they happily go around having a relationship and then there's...suffering.

And I am TOTALLY BLAMING YOU if I can't get rid of it. Because that's not what this story is supposed to be, this is supposed to be totally fluffy kinkfest, thanksverymuch. And not YOUR kinks, MINE. MINE MINE MINE.

GET YOUR KINKS OUT OF MY FIC !

*kisses you* *snuggles against you* Although I will keep your kinks if they come with backrubs.
 
posted by [identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com at 02:21pm on 29/05/2004
Aww, triangle angst is the best!

Also, dude, you keep saying that that is my kink, and okay, so it totally is, but I have no idea where you got that idea from! What fic is it? What did I say? Evidence! HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?!?!

I feel so naked. Hee.

:::rubs your back:::
 
posted by [identity profile] swmbo.livejournal.com at 02:26pm on 29/05/2004
I just know these things! I don't know how or why I know them, exactly! I just have always known that was a thing of yours. Or at least, for a while now.

And your hannah/elijah/billy triangle and your billy/dom/xander triangle reinforced it, but I knew it before that. I just don't know how/why.

WHy do you question my knowledge!? *pokes*

Mmm...naked. *snuggles against you more*

I found ibuprofen! I took four! I am now only in vague pain rather than crippling pain, wee!

AND? I got rid of the majority of the angst AND the triangle aspect from the fic, SO THERE! Fluffyish porn, here I come!
 
posted by [identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com at 02:40pm on 29/05/2004
Hmmm. That is vewy, vewy eenteresting. And perturbing. I, like, want to look through my older fic and search for evidence. Because *I* didn't even know it was a thing of mine until recently!

Heh. Actually, I don't think it's so much a kink of mine as just the way my life tends to work.

:::facepalms:::

Yay for only vague pain! But boo for eliminating the triangle. All the best fics have them! C'mon!

But it's okay. If you must, you must.

:::rubs head against your shoulder:::

Also, your icon! BWAH!
 
posted by [identity profile] swmbo.livejournal.com at 02:51pm on 29/05/2004
It might not just be stuff you've written, also stuff you've rec'ed and what not. I can't EXPLAIN IT!

No, no no no no triangle. Because then it will be even longer and it's already gonna be at least 2k words and I need to FINISH it. But there is a sort of - potential looming triangle, if I ever decided to do anything else with it. But this story will be COMPLETE in and of itself.

*rubs her chin lovingly against the top of your head*

Bear made it ! It makes me giddy with delight.
 
posted by [identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com at 03:19pm on 29/05/2004
Huh. It is a mystery. I'm now all soul-searchy and stuff, thinking about triangles and kinks and WHAT THEY MEAN TO ME. Hee!

Well, potential looming triangles are better than nothing at all. I guess. Sigh.

Swmbo feet make ME giddy with delight! Woo!

:::cuddles you:::
 
posted by [identity profile] honorh.livejournal.com at 11:19am on 29/05/2004
I get Killer Cramps(tm), too. They mostly make me want to curl up on the couch and snarl at anything that comes within spitting distance. And eat chocolate. And salty things. And down ibuprofen by the handful.
 
posted by [identity profile] swmbo.livejournal.com at 11:21am on 29/05/2004
Yes! Exactly. And we can be grateful that I can easily arrange today so that I do not have to see a single living soul. That way they can remain living.

I broke into the darkest chocolate in the house. It is good. But it is not painkillers :(
 
posted by [identity profile] bear.livejournal.com at 11:36am on 29/05/2004
::snuggles you tightly::

::runs off to pick up HMS Surprise, which FINALLY came in at the library::

::adores you from afar::
 
posted by [identity profile] swmbo.livejournal.com at 11:38am on 29/05/2004
Wee, SHIPS!

*snuggles up to you* SHIPS SHIPS SHIPS

AVAST YE, MATEY!

(You may need to turn me into a LifeGem this weekend!)
 
posted by [identity profile] bear.livejournal.com at 11:44am on 29/05/2004
YAY SHIPS. YAY TOM PULLINGS!

Have you ever tried naproxen sodium (Aleve) for cramps? I was very, very leery of it b/c of the whole 12 hour dose thing until, like, five months ago when I had the WORST CRAMPS EVER OMG, and someone suggested Aleve and OMG SO GOOOOOOD. Like, not only was I not-crampy, I was feeling *nice*. The only problem is it takes a longer time to kick in than ibuprofen does (something like 45 min) so it's frustrating if you already *have* cramps when you take it, but ... wow. 'S good stuff. (If you get some, make sure to take two pills for the first dose each time -- the labeling I had wasn't too clear on that.)

::loves you and feeds you chocolate::
 
posted by [identity profile] swmbo.livejournal.com at 11:46am on 29/05/2004
chocolatechocolatechocolate

I haven't tried ALeve for cramps and I don't have any but, ohhh, that sounds glorious. Will keep that in mind. I have the choice of Tylenol PM - which will knock me out for like 48 hours, because it gives me a drug hangover the next day or...nothing. UNLESS I can figure out where I put the other painkillers.

But...if I go to the store tomorrow? Which I kinda need to do even if cramps still keeel me dead? I will get aleve *beams at you*
 
posted by [identity profile] swmbo.livejournal.com at 11:39am on 29/05/2004
PS to previous reply...

HEe! Now I need a PICTURE Of a life Gem with some version of my name and a catchy slogan or something clever and creative.

Except I'm not witty enough to think of what it should be...YET!
 
posted by [identity profile] bear.livejournal.com at 11:45am on 29/05/2004
Heeeeeee!

::hatches nefarious plots::
 
posted by [identity profile] swmbo.livejournal.com at 11:48am on 29/05/2004
Hee!

Oh god, you and nefarious plots are always...dangerous.

And wee! Do you feel better now that I can reply to you instantly again?

*cuddles you*
 
posted by [identity profile] bear.livejournal.com at 11:52am on 29/05/2004
YES! My world is back in balance. ::clutches you close::

Speaking of nefarious plots, we totally should work a bit on the s00per sekkrit nefarious fic project this weekend. :) If you can tear yourself away from the big gay boats, that is. :) :)
 
posted by [identity profile] swmbo.livejournal.com at 11:58am on 29/05/2004
Wee! Are you free Monday? I can probably do it Monday - or maybe sometime Sunday. The big thing is not the boats, the big thing is the ficathons due...

*whispers* I agreed to do backup Andrew ficathon - I need Andrew/Warren or Andrew/Xander and so totally have nothing yet - but i CAN DO IT! Somehow, somewhere, somewhen. Somewhen being...tomorrow. It's due Monday.
 
posted by [identity profile] bear.livejournal.com at 12:17pm on 29/05/2004
XANDREW! Wheeeeeee! :)

Also?


 
posted by [identity profile] swmbo.livejournal.com at 12:18pm on 29/05/2004
*dies*

Hee, probably Xandrew, yes.

And omg, so perfect. Wee! I AM FOREVER!!!!!
 
posted by [identity profile] bear.livejournal.com at 12:21pm on 29/05/2004
Heh. It was as witty as I could be on short notice. :) I have this whole perfectly ev0l plan for another one, but it requires more effort. And but for now, I am off! To the library! And possibly the mall! And maybe even Dairy Queen, because [livejournal.com profile] snarkhunter and I were talking about Mister Mistees and root beer floats and now I *need* to have one or the other. :)

You endureth forever, and of your shininess, there shall be no end. Amen. :)

 
posted by [identity profile] swmbo.livejournal.com at 12:22pm on 29/05/2004
YAY!

And checked mail, the bigships did not arrive :( Must wait til TUESDAY *sulk*

And wee! Root beer floats, yum. And enjoy! Ev0l plans good! Have fun today :)
 
posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com at 06:20pm on 29/05/2004
*snuggles*
 
posted by [identity profile] swmbo.livejournal.com at 06:31pm on 29/05/2004
*hugs you*

*is dead from pain*

*hugs you from the grave*
 
posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com at 06:53pm on 29/05/2004
*giggles at your Life Gem*

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