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Still not a pseduo-aunt!!

They stopped giving my best friend the meds to induce last night, so that she could get a good night's rest. And started 'em again at 5am this morning. That was four and a half hours ago. How come I still don't have a pseudo-nephew?!

*paces impatiently* *wills phone to ring*

But she was doing excellently last night, so that's good.

( Responsible swmbo )
( Gimme baby )
In work news, next Friday (um, the 24th, that one) is our Company Picnic. There is an egg-toss, which I declined to participate in, and a pie-eating contest, which I also avoided like the plague. We were supposed to do two people for the first event and one for the second from our department. A couple of the guys (reluctantly) agreed to toss eggs (Coworkers K and C, if anybody cares). And we convinced one of our webdesigners, Coworker R, to do the pie-eating contest. Which is fabulous because 1) she is tiny, one of the tiniest people I know. And 2) she is four months pregnant. Which was the argument we used "Didn't your doctor want you to gain weight? Eat pie!"

Um, really I'm not very interesting right now. Because everything is all 'baby baby baby'. *paces*

And then the baby does not COME! *settles in to wait, looking impatiently at the phone*

Ohh, also! It is hard adjusting to change. Twat's in Michigan now and I have to remember - are they still Eastern? I am pretty sure that's Eastern. And it's MUCH worse with the Fod, because to go from her being an hour ahead of me to two hours behind...Eeep!!

*bites lip* It's been another five hours!

I'm going to go insane. Insane! Insaner. Shush.

ETA! OH! I almost forgot - Masq sent me a video tape of Ricky 6. Thanks, Masq! Wee! Am scared to watch but will brace myself and try it. *dances* Thank youuuuu!!

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!

My pseudo-nephew was born!!! He is 8lbs 1.25 ounces and has reddish hair and dark eyes (so half mom and half dad) and was 19" long and he came out screaming and I get to see him in an hour and a half because I am TOTALLY leaving work early.

BECAUSE I HAVE BABY!!!!

*dances* OMG!! BABY!

I know that I am spamming but ... dudes. Baby!! What can I say?

First of all, hee! This is how the conversation went. When my cell phone rang, it showed a local but obviously unnamed number. So I knew who it was. But I answered in a breathless rush.

And on the other hand is the voice of best friend's husband and the first thing he says is "WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME?!"

Keep in mind, I did NOT call him and that's also often how he starts out convos with me, when he's always the one calling. Hah!

So I ignored it and said "Tell me tell me tell me!"

And he said "I don't know if I should."

I flailed incoherently. Then he asked "Are you working?"

And I said "NO! Telllll me! Is he here? Is he?!"

And he starts laughing and says "Yes. I'll tell you. But ONLY because you're not working. A little boy was born..." and he gave me all the details and information and I told him I'd be over right after work. So now I just need the next...hour to speed by. And I already called my mom and told her the news. Hee, yesterday as she was leaving work, Mombo apparently said "I need to call my daughter and see if the baby is here yet." And everybody there freaked out and was like, "What? YOur daughter is having a baby!" *snicker* Like my mom would have been able to keep that a secret.

And also, I want to thank everybody who texted me and emailed and sent me all sorts of love while I waited frantically. Particularly those that asked if there were Tacos. Yes, there were Tacos AND a Baby. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER!

And special love to my fitofpique, who tricked me into writing Dom/Billeh mpreg in the in comments of my LJ and thus managed to keep me distracted. Because literally - not ONE minute after I wound up the story? I got the phone call. Miracle baby gives me the miracle of a phone call!

And because of that, I put the story below. Um. It's Billy/Dom Mpreg. I don't write Billy/Dom. I don't write Mpreg. It's written in comments to distract me. It's for Pique. That's all the warning you need.

( Not to Worry. I Did this Once in Mexico. )

Wee! And an hour until I get to see baby!

ETA For those that asked, his first present from me 'after-he-is-born' is a two foot stuffed alligator. Um, not a REAL one, obviously. (And also, sorry Ash!)