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Weeee!Swmbo is not mowing her lawn. Again. She will HAVE to mow it one night after work this week, however, or she'll be the total freaky 'bad and weedy neighbor' ...ok, no weeds but there are a few patches of SUPERGRASS that are taller and tuftier than the rest. Last year (the first year I moved in) I had 'supercrappygrass' - I had some dead and flat patches. Apparently, totally without planning to, I did something right because now I have a FULL LAWN of really healthy grass and no dead patches. Um, wee? More to mow? But it is pretty. Particularly since my house is a totally obnoxious shade of bright canary yellow. I didn't paint it that color!! It's really, um, striking. One day I'll paint it but right now it makes me giggle. PLus the previous owner had JUST painted it like the year before.

Ok, so this is the thing (check out my smooth use of transitions...*cough*) I've been getting a very odd series of spam emails...the topics are typical - mortgages, free cameras, getting a car loan. And the first part of the email is normal - it's a graphic with some text and a 'click here to not receive more filthy spam from us' and 'click here for more info'.

But the bottom half of the emails - they contain just text. Weird, repetitive text that layers with the text in the emails before it and is telling some sort of surreal story. And some of the lines are really cool. So...this is the story so far:

( Story from swmbo's spam )

*hugs* I hope everybody is having a good day! Oh, and 5 bucks to anybody that wants to mow my lawn.