swmbo | Arr, mateys! Tis talk like a pirate day!

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Arr, mateys! Tis talk like a pirate day!

Seein' as how there aren't points for accuracy, you just have to pretend that I'm sayin' this in a gravelly, salt-wind roughened voice. With many an "arr!" thrown in as punctuation. Arr! See? That t'werent so hard, were it?

Friday night was all about the sleepin' - apparently being a pseudo-aunt is near as exhausting as givin' birth to a little scrap of a sailor yerself. I sat down on me couch for jist a minute on Friday evening at 8 bells on the dogs watch (that tis 8 pm for you landlubbers) and the next thing I knew it were near the end of the graveyard watch. So I read for a bit and then turned in again. Arr!

And today has already been a rough day at sea, for I've got some sorta bad fic karma. Um, ARR! No matter which fandom I tried I was finding everything with my anti-kinks. Clark and Lex calling each other "my love" *sob* . Please. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SWMBO! If I don't want somebody calling me something, I definitely don't want to read other people calling them that! (Watch, Kovsky will now proceed to call me 'my love' just to piss me off. Thank god her computer won't be fixed til Monday so she might not see this). And then I try HP and it's all poor, abused Draco and dude. I like my Draco SNARKY and bitchy. I like my Lex snarky. I like the SNARK! *sobs* So I am at a total loss for what to read next, I can't find anything. But I am strong! I will survive. Lost premiers this upcoming week! Smallville does! I must figure out which to watch and which to download! *flails*

Anyway, today's plan is to bake brownies and then take brownies over as offerings to the family. Hey, I bribe because I love. I'm trying hard to find that balance between seeing the baby as much as I want and not becomine crazy neighbor/best friend. But really, if they INSIST on having the cutest baby in the world, they have to expect people. Hee! But I've actually been quite good. Anyway, I already had me disaster for the day - getting eggs out of the fridge and...oops. Egg broken on the floor. But I have cleaned it up and the browies are in the oven and brownies make egg disasters worth it!

Better than hardtack and weevils, argh! (Because I totally slacked on pirate talk during this)

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Arrrrrrrrrrrr. I've just been having me a mighty laugh over your words. Me mateys all want to know what's caused the commotion.

You've read Tissue of Silver? Nicely snarky Draco (and Snape)? And if you don't mind BDSM I linked to Kitty Fisher's Lex/Clarke series recently. Oh, *and* I recently reread TheTe's 'Freud' which is *the* Smallville fiction I *so* want to see made into an episode (in fact it's one I can almost *see* in my head, which is quite unusual for me, especially as I've seen very little Smallville.)

Oh, and Argh! Yo hoho! etc etc.

Arrr! Aye, and next they'll make ye walk the plank!

Ohh, I'll check out the Lex/Clark series. And I ADORE Tissue of Silver, it's what started me on the whole H/D fic - damn those circe and violetsmiles who rec'ed it so strongly it broke down my fandom barrier!!

I can't for the life of me think what it was which got me into HP fandom, but I know I saw recs all over the place for ToS but at the time she was rewriting/editting it, so it's only in the last 6 months that I've read it. I'm eagerly awaiting the Snape/Bill story too, I love the snark in her characters.

Arrgh wench. Methinks ye should bake brownies for us pirate folk. arr.

Arrr, ye shifty sea-dog - I'll do it jist this once, but don't let me be hearin' your demands again!

*makes a double batch*

Snape/Bill!!!! I did not know. Ohh, now I squee. SQUEE!! See, I'm super new and don't even have the HP fandom friended - and only like two people from the Smallville fandom soooo...I have everything sorta filtered through people. I mean, I have obsessed people, but they're people who have become obssessed fairly recently, not people that have been in the fandom forever and have WRITTEN all the long, plotty sorta things I love.

Snark forever!

Ah! If you've read ToS have you read the sequels? When Harry and Draco start dating, and then later at Hermione's engagement party? The party is the set up for the Snape/Bill.

I tend to friend based on fics, either through other LJ people, or through sites which also link to LJs. I wander round and suddenly go '

zortified! OMG you're JamesWalkswithwind! Friend friend friend *right now*' only in non-Buffy fandoms! (due South for some reason is the fandom I most go 'OMG I read your fic ages ago no-one told me you had a LJ with more fic on it!') Basically I'm just a crazed slash slut!

If you want *links* I updated my page today. There are no recs or anything so you have to take the good with the bad, but there's a sh*tload of links!

What does it say about me that the word 'jist' made my brain do the funny melty thing? facepalm.

Does your Polly want a cracker? I bet she does. The flighty bird. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/torchthisnow/77266.html)

Wee! I did read the sequel and the engagement and hee, I am thrilled if it's that world Snape/Bill, that's sooo awesome.

See, and I am at that point where my flist is at capacity and yet I don't wanna defriend anybody so I am just...avoiding looking around too much in order to prevent my mind from exploding. ALthough hee, I've done that - friended somebody because I liked their posts and then made the connection to fics I liked ages later.

Wee! I'll totally check out your links page! Even as I tremble in fear for good with the bad *snicker* Thanks!

It says that you are a darling perv. Which is good because we like you pervy. ALso, HEE!! *snickers uncontrollably*

omg! Ryan/EVERYBODY! Including Luke! You my HERO!! *squees*

They are, the scurvy wenches. I'm walkin' the plank all the way home. My laborin' is done for the day.

May ye have a fair night of carousing and wenching, then!

Swmbo, my love!

See, I have nothing to follow that with. And I really don't want to read fic with it in. Actually, the one wrong moment for me in Not Fade Away is when Illyria-as-Fred calls Wes 'my love'. And even with the small amount of Smallville I've watched, I already know there's no way it'll work for me in CLex.

OTOH, my lovely/my lovelies is totally allowed, particularly on ITLAP day.

Me hearty!

Hee! Damn it! I should have known you would take up the slack! *dies of laughter* And you know, I am ok with you doing it. So I am TOTAL HYPOCRIT. Because I am your love!

*collapses into giggles*

Arrie, my love, I luff you.

Anything Kovsky can do, I can do...at least as well.

Which is true when it comes to snarking at you, at any rate. And I am more than happy to be the exception to your rule. That's what rules are for. For me to be the exception to.

Heee! That's a good slogan! Best slogan, ever!

Yes. You are the exception to all my rules. ANd you totally love me even if you can't resist me and are now watching Smallville! HEE!! *LOVES YOU HARDCORE*

Bwah! See, I like snarky!Draco and abused!Draco, so it all works for me! Except for those fics where Draco is weeping constantly with much heaving bosoms and swooning and such. Because those are just bad.

And I so feel your pain with the whole trying-not-to-become-a-crazy-stalker-person-with-the-baby. One of these days, all the people I know with babies are going to band together and get a mass restraining order against me. And it will be a sad day. *cries*

*peeks in their windows to catch a glimpse of the babehs*

Hee! I MUST HAVE SNARK! It is my addiction. *craves*

Snark and babies. Best things EVER. Hee. At least with multiple people with babies, you can only stalk a limited number at a time! So they should instead band together schedule your stalking. Hurrah!

alright.. i'm convinced. where can i find tissue of silver?

..google is a wonderful thing. :oX

Hee~!

Sooo sorry, darn it, I was not HOME! Or i would have responded! So you found it? fearlessdiva on LJ wrote it, but if you can't find the link lemme know!

Anything Kovsky can do, I can do...at least as well.

Hahahahahahaha!

Swmbo, my love, I think she's right.

Heee!

You two are the most beautiful sadistic wenches that a swmbo could ever want!!!

Also, KOVSKY! *squeaks happily* Misssssssssssssssssssssed you.

And I was all ranty and then I realized that dude, you can totally call me swmbo, my love and it'll send shivers down my spine. KEEP IT UP!

Heeeeeee! I missed you too, Swmbo, my love! (And I will never stop, because I know it secretly pisses you off even if you're being tricksy and reverse psychology with me! THAT WILL NEVER WORK! My love.)

And you thought I might not see this. Kovsky sees all!

Oh, Kovsky, my dear, darling precious. I know! You are totally almost as good of a stalker as I am! What you lack in promptness you make up for in, dare I say it, thoroughness.

Mrrow.

Hee, dude, I never thought of it that way, but I kind of AM almost as good a stalker as you! HAHAHAHA! At least when it comes to finding my own name. I'm not so good at the "remembering where everybody is at all times" thing, since I can barely remember where I am at all times. Hee.

*thoroughs you all up*

Hee! Yes. I need to mention you more in posts so that you are compelled to LOVE ME IN EVERY SINGLE COMMENT!

Yummmmmmmm

*wiggles for you*

Hee, because you don't mention me in enough posts as it is?! BUT THERE SHOULD ALWAYS BE MORE KOVSKY NAME DROPPING!

Hee

*smacks you on the kovsky*

Well, I don't mention you in EVERY post. I didn't mention you in my post today. Which is probably why you IGNORED it and zeroed in on this one!!

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