10% of Your LJ Experience

First, I was rushing out of the house this morning and I left my half-drunk second cup of coffee on the counter instead of taking it with me into the car as I planned to finish it. The ENTIRE DRIVE I could feel my body just going 'c'mere coffee, c'mere' and I kept trying to drink it except it was FICTIOUS, INVISIBLE COFFEE and I didn't get a single sip and it was traumatic and terrible.

Second, and this is actually something that started last week with the time change (DAMN YOU, THE TIME CHANGE) - it's getting dark earlier, OBVIOUSLY, and my schedule is staying the same and I was on my way home and realized that it looked like one of my headlights had burned out. And I was like, oh, crap, do not want.

But that was almost it for driving in the dark, if I don't stay a little late at work, I can still get home before dark so I put off thinking about it (swmbo = terrible and lazy person) and then yesterday I was like, weird, things seem even dimmer on the car in front of me at not-dark (this maybe only makes sense to me but go with it) and I looked and now BOTH headlights are out, GRRRR. (They work if it's brights but of course you can't do brights all the time so really yes, I have to figure out getting them fixed this week before it continues to get DARKER. Also, I just hate driving at night anyway, it is wretched)

There really isn't a third disaster, unless the headlights count as two, but I feel like MAYBE IT DOES. Either way, the world is all impending doom, what could be NEXT?! Perhaps I'll swallow a fly. Perhaps I'll DIE! (this will now be going through some people's heads, SORRY)