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swmbo at 08:44am on 08/04/2009
swmbo at 08:44am on 08/04/2009Today is National Walking Day!
We're doing a Walking Challenge at LuthorCorp, related to some local medical center - the winning company is going to win a BIG PRIZE. A mysterious big prize that they will not tell us what it IS! It's probably going to be "Congratulations! You've won Greater Health and an Extended Life!" which, ok, might sound good on paper - but it's not a big-screen tv. So whatever, mysterious big prize.
Also, this whole thing means now I have a pedometer attached to me like a little leech. Possibly a little leech with a GPS tracking device in it for all I know. Not like you can trust LuthorCorp an iota.
Yesterday, my boss, um, sat on a thing of laffy-taffy to 'warm it up' before eating it. I am absolutely petrified.
LuthorCorp Thought for the Day: All things are difficult before they are easy.
ALL things. Like breathing. And sleeping. And enjoying chocolate. Do not dispute it - LuthorCorp SAID!
Quick poll: I spilled olive oil on my plan grey gotten shirt, a shirt I love. And I washed it and washed it and it did not come out, grr. I want to try dipping the WHOLE SHIRT in oil water in order to make the shade of grey uniform. Has anybody actually TRIED this plan?! Does anyone think it's the Worst Idea ever? I mean, I think it's a matter of 'what do I have to lose?' but some of my coworkers think I am CRAZY. (And one said "I have always wondered if that would work!" She's my favorite.) Please, inquiring SWMBOS want to know!
We're doing a Walking Challenge at LuthorCorp, related to some local medical center - the winning company is going to win a BIG PRIZE. A mysterious big prize that they will not tell us what it IS! It's probably going to be "Congratulations! You've won Greater Health and an Extended Life!" which, ok, might sound good on paper - but it's not a big-screen tv. So whatever, mysterious big prize.
Also, this whole thing means now I have a pedometer attached to me like a little leech. Possibly a little leech with a GPS tracking device in it for all I know. Not like you can trust LuthorCorp an iota.
Yesterday, my boss, um, sat on a thing of laffy-taffy to 'warm it up' before eating it. I am absolutely petrified.
LuthorCorp Thought for the Day: All things are difficult before they are easy.
ALL things. Like breathing. And sleeping. And enjoying chocolate. Do not dispute it - LuthorCorp SAID!
Quick poll: I spilled olive oil on my plan grey gotten shirt, a shirt I love. And I washed it and washed it and it did not come out, grr. I want to try dipping the WHOLE SHIRT in oil water in order to make the shade of grey uniform. Has anybody actually TRIED this plan?! Does anyone think it's the Worst Idea ever? I mean, I think it's a matter of 'what do I have to lose?' but some of my coworkers think I am CRAZY. (And one said "I have always wondered if that would work!" She's my favorite.) Please, inquiring SWMBOS want to know!
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