10% of Your LJ Experience

My alarm goes off this morning, and swmkit is suddenly in my room telling me very loudly that hitting snooze is NOT acceptable and I'm going to have to get up NOW NOW NOW because there are starving kittens in the house and it is SNOWING and diaster is going to strike if I sleep for TEN MORE MINUTES!

So I stumble out of bed, all bleary and thinking that 5 day work weeks are weird and wrong and I really miss my holiday weeks! And down stairs, telling swmkit that yes, yes, he will get fed right away and go over to his bowl where I proceed to...

Pour cat litter in his food bowl.

*facepalm*

I looked at the bowl. I looked at swmkit. I sighed and got him a fresh bowl.

I don't even know how that happened. I mean, his food cannister is right next to his food bowl and the cat litter is on the entire other side of the room. And normally I buy the big buckets, but last time I was in a desperate rush and bought one of the smaller jugs from a regular grocery store instead of a huge bucket from a pet store. And somehow on the way OVER to the food bowl I picked it up and...

I am fired from being swmkit's person :(

Oh, and I also got the milk out to make myself a mango and milk smoothie this morning and then proceeded to put a container of bleach in the fridge.

So it's fairly clear that my mind is going and I'm soon going to be a gibbering mess. Remind me later to check to make sure my shoes are on my feet and not my hands, ok?!

<3 <3 <3

Happy freaking FRIDAY!
Also, I understand there's some newish tv show I'm supposed to watch? Except I can't remember anything except that maybe it starts with an... L? Maybe? Does anybody know ANYTHING about the state of TV? I haven't watched anything but TOP CHEF (SO MUCH LOVE) since SEPTEMBER. What the heck, swmbo, get back on the ball.