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posted by [personal profile] swmbo at 09:00am on 01/04/2008
Fear and paranoia, kids, FEAR AND PARANOIA!

I suck at April Fool's Day! I really do. Either I can't think of anything plausible or I *can* but it feels too mean. And also, with my paranoia!meter at high alert, I can no longer tell friend from foe.

I started this morning off by doubting the existence of fruit.

(um, hello, is it real? is it wax? how can you tell? YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYTHING!)

Except swmbo. You can trust swmbo.

Giant swaths of green saran-wrap were wrapped around the central core of LuthorCorp's office, blockading doors. Fortunately not MY door.

Coworker K sent me a link I'm supposed to click on. I don't want to.

So just remember, swmbo is fragile today. Be gentle. That means YOU, [livejournal.com profile] annakovsky!!

PS. Review at lunch today. This is just not going to work out for me at ALL. But cross your fingers anyway, kids!
Mood:: 'scared' scared

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