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*makes pinching fingers*

They're ready and willing, baby!

Um, I think this is my greenest icon.

ALSO! My god. Today's LuthorCorp Thought for the Day is PRICELESS:

Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.

Wow. Just wow. Evil check - 98.9%, baby!!

Also, there's a strange aroma of SKUNK about my work coffee. I can't even explain it. But it's weird. Really, really weird and freaking me out.

My boss is awesome and amazing - she went to Chicago on Friday and she's back today and she brought me a sekrit bar of wasabi chocolate. Chocolate and wasabi. I believe that's called DELICIOUSNESS!! I am totally saving it for later, because it probably wouldn't go with SKUNK coffee. I'll eat it at home, with good coffee.

I'm just really, really happy today. On a Monday. On a Monday with SKUNK COFFEE. Crazy. I kind of want to hug each and every one of you. *hugs hugs hugs hugs pinches*

Oops! I don't know how *that* happened.

So. Hi. I did that meme earlier about what I should blog about and keswindhover said Hmm, how about five anecdotes from the life of swmbo, BEFORE you had an LJ. For our amusement or edification, you decide.

Well, I am going to start off with that but I am gonna just do one now and then hopefully another one tomorrow and so forth through the end of the week.

( TALES FROM PAST!SWMBO )

THERE. I hope you guys enjoyed a glimpse into the pain and suffering that MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY.

Also, if you're not wearing green, 'fess up. The fingers, they are ready. Since they're not WEAVING.