10% of Your LJ Experience

Shhhh...

Don't tell anybody that I'm having a kitkat for breakfast. Well, as breakfast dessert. I had breakfast, but now I'm having a kitkat. It's delicious. And yet it is not even 9 am! (at the time of this typing, not of the posting, just in case anybody tries to call me on a time stamp. I am ON to you, wretches!)

It's a mini-kitkat, not a fullsize. That makes it ... better?

I just went to drop off something in my boss's office - handed it to her, looked at her with consternation on my face and was like 'um, I was gonna drop this off while going to get myself more coffee except I just realized I left my coffee cup at my desk'. And she was like 'oh no!' so I pointed at myself and mouthed "loser" and she shook her head frantically and said 'no no, it's just wednesday' and I said 'not a loser - just a *delayed winner*'.

I am going to try that out for a while.

DEAR SELF: RESIST THE LURE OF THE KITKATS! There are two more mini-kitkats on the corner of my desk.

So, yesterday I tried - did not buy, merely TRIED - Cherry Chocolate Diet Dr Pepper. Who comes UP with these random Dr Pepper conversations! It was actually a group tasting, with five of us sitting around and trying a little cup. Interestingly, different people tasted it totally differently. Some couldn't taste the chocolate. Some couldn't really taste the cherry. One was convinced it smelled like chocolate cake and tasted like a cherry flavored tootsie roll (which, I would not want to DRINK). My verdict - it's not as gross as Holiday Spice Pepsi and not as weirdly repulsive and addicting as Coca-cola Blak but I will not be trying it again.

Now to curl up and try to be superkeen and productive for at LEAST an hour!

So, I've been away from LJ for a LONG TIME. For those playing close attention, I was away...for nine months.

Which...

You know what can happen in nine months, right?( This may be as hard to read as it was for me to write )