10% of Your LJ Experience

So, yesterday I went out to get the mail and there was a package. A package from annakovsky and moireach. And it had a sad, sad note that said that I no longer loved them, but they made me cookies for my swmbelly.


The moral of this story is that if you give me cookies or sweets of any sort, I pop out of hiding.

I AM SO SORRY I HAVE BEEN SO GONE!!

I don't mean to be but omg, work is so crazy, you have NO idea. Of course, it's my fault you have no idea, because in a properly ordered universe, I'd be posting to tell you about it and you'd be patting me on the shoulder and saying 'ohh, swmbo, it's ok, look, look, VK is so pretty!'.

Possibly this lack of order is why I have been so crazed!

Anyway, it's insanely busy and I am NOT a happy camper. "but swmbo!" you say, and rightly so "swmbo, what about the weekends?". Well, yes, that's where I keep MEANING to post and then I keep forgetting to and...I obviously simply must go back to my regular posting schedule. I will try!

And what happened while I was gone?! Well, I am SO BAD I didn't even read LJ (I was yelled at for that in the package, too, but still - COOKIES!) but that's not even the crazier part - the crazier part is it's MAY and I haven't even had a chance to look at upcoming shows!!! THIS IS NOT MY WORLD!

Swmkit is fine and feisty and nepbho equally fine and feisty and sometimes tempermental. Ohh, the terrible twos!

PS. I wrote this this morning before I left for work and was running around and forgot to hit post! SEE? SEE HOW MY FATES (aka my own lack of focus) conspire against me?!