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GOOD MORNING, KIDS!

Ok, I really hope there was no depths of despair about the fact that I did not do any posts over the weekend. Which of course is usually status quo, but something I normally wave for swmness. HOWEVER, my weekend was eaten up and vanished in a puff of smoke and will never return.

*CRY*

I would like it back, please *lip wobble* It was pretty shiny.

Today's LuthorCorp Thought for the Day: The average human heart beats 100,000 times a day. Make those beats count.

Err...Don't die?

I throw up my hands.

Our Office Christmas party is on Friday. DOES swmbo want to go? I honestly can't decide, I'm so ambivalent about it. SO unfair!

Today, however, is the sixth day of swmness!!

On the sixth day of swmness,
My true love gave to me:

Six fish a'swimming
FIVE POCKET FODS!
Four plane delays,
Three bear hugs,
Two magic phones,
And a pipin' hot cup of coffee!

Um, tragically one of the first things I saw when I walked into work was that CoWorker L's fish had died. This is in NO WAY my fault or related to the fact that it's the sixth day of swmness. ALL of you should be clear on that!!

Swmkit banished me to the couch TWICE this weekend due to early morning feistiness. SO I am a very, very tired swmbo. But I have coffee.

*squishes and hugs*

So, there were all these LJ cuts on my flist and they all said exactly the same thing. And when I clicked on the first one and was like 'it's a red christmas stocking'. And then I clicked on the second one and saw the same thing. And then I was like "waht the hell, why is everybody posting identical looking stockings on the webpages? That's just weird.' Because I DID NOT UNDERSTAND!!! And then I didn't click on any others and so I did it TOTALLY WRONG. But now I understand. So um, I probably have to try to go back through my flist and give people virtual presents. OOOPS.

( my xmas stocking )

PS. I keep writing stalking and then having to backspace and change it to stocking. THANKS, INNERSWM!