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swmbo at 09:02am on 04/12/2006
swmbo at 09:02am on 04/12/2006LuthorCorp THought for the Day: Only you can be yourself. No one else is qualified for the job.
Hmm. Obviously they have never met![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fitofpique, whose swmbo-impersonation is freakily accurate and makes me check for cloning devices in the basement.
Still. At least they're claiming I still have a job!
Other random facts: Yesterday I was sitting at the computer and I heard a noise from the stairs-by-the-kitchen. I looked over to see swmkit coming *up* from the kitchen, carrying a knife in his mouth. A sharp knife, the kind used for vegetable cutting.
A knife. In his MOUTH.
I just...I just...
Seriously. WHY, swmkit, WHY?!
That's really all I have. I mean, what else *matters* ?
PS. I am going insane at work *sobsob* *helphelp*
Hmm. Obviously they have never met
fitofpique, whose swmbo-impersonation is freakily accurate and makes me check for cloning devices in the basement.Still. At least they're claiming I still have a job!
Other random facts: Yesterday I was sitting at the computer and I heard a noise from the stairs-by-the-kitchen. I looked over to see swmkit coming *up* from the kitchen, carrying a knife in his mouth. A sharp knife, the kind used for vegetable cutting.
A knife. In his MOUTH.
I just...I just...
Seriously. WHY, swmkit, WHY?!
That's really all I have. I mean, what else *matters* ?
PS. I am going insane at work *sobsob* *helphelp*
freaked-out
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