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Ohhhh, coffee, coffee, how I love you, let me count the ways...wait, no, that's too high of a number, I'll just drink you instead.

Today's LuthorCorp Thought for the Day: I would not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum.

Oh yeah? Well, maybe I WOULD!!

I am shivering and cold but at this point I am used to it. Our office is always absolutely FREEZING during the morning and then so hot in the afternoon I feel like I'm going to suffer and die.

Also, I REALLY FREAKING WANT AN OMELET!

Know what our vending machine at work doesn't sell? Omelets!!

Know what is a funny word that looks weirder the more you type it? Also Omelet.

I watched The Office last night and it was, as usual, AWESOME and I would like to watch it again right now.

I squish and hug you all tightly and sorry you got nothing but hunger and cold despair but hey, it's FRIDAY!

Title: Ryan Howard is no longer a temp

Fandom: The Office (US)
Length: ~750 words
Summary: Ryan should be used to having the cameras on him
AN: For spamdilemma in the sitcomathon ficathon. The prompt was Kelly/Ryan, American Idol - I hope I can be forgiven for taking it a little, um, far afield!


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