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LuthorCorp Thought for the Day: Big people monopolize the listening. Small people monopolize the talking.

I am taking it as a personal insult. This means WAR, LuthorCorp!

Also, I have to go to an hour long sexual harassment presentation today. AND we have clients in the office and have to dress up. THE TRAUMA IS CUTTING DEEP, KIDS, DEEP! Perhaps we will learn how to sexually harass the clients.

I want to go to BestBuy over lunch because I never got there this weekend. For those of you who have been pimping macs at me like MAD, I'm seriously considering the new macbook and want to look at it properly in person and test the keys.

Activities Director J forwarded me an email of "things I hate about everyone" (a collection of, not original) and it contained:

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

This made me laugh and laugh.

Man, can you tell I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel here? I need something to work with. I need inspiration. I need YOU! Just call me Uncle Swmbo.

Love, Me

ETA: OMG! This is my 1200 post!! WOW. I hope that's not the problem, I hope I didn't USE UP MY LIMIT OF POSTING FOREVER AND EVER!!