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Today is a day devoted to my personal hero, PRESIDENT KOVSKY!

Way to go, arranging it so that you got a day off, Kovsky, but I didn't. You whore, I hate you. A LOT.

Just because of that, this year is NOT a redux of last year's Kovsky is Our Bitch Project. That's right. Can you feel the icy chill of my disdain?

Words that make me think of kovsky:

Annoying
Nuisance
Nuisance (doubly so)
Abominable
Kitten-kicker
Obnoxious
Vulgar (not in a GOOD way!)
Sly
Knuckle-dragger
Yawn-inducer

What does that spell?! annakovsky!
Now I am going to revisit the results of last year: fifteen posts of humiliation. Because of the love. And also because it is still the best thing we've ever made her do.

PS. I love you, Kovsky! If today wasn't a Monday-I-had-to-work, I would totally humiliate you and press your buttons all over again!

Thank you, myriad69 - I got the tapes! AND THE COFFEE! Princess of Darkness coffee! Hee, i laughed and laughed. I haven't tried it yet, but it looks like it rocks. ANd also, scarlettgirl - I got the valentine! And it is the best valentine EVER and I may have wibbled when I saw Tennant and oh man, you rock.

THank you both SO MUCH!

And now, for the rest of the world:

*chatter chatter chatter*

Do you know what that sound is? MY TEETH. Chattering. Not just because it's cold outside (it is) but because it's even COLDER inside at work - or so it feels to me. I can't stop shaking. Brrrrrrrrr. I need HEAT.

Mombo spoiled me this weekend, spoiled me rotten. She made homemade chicken noodle soup and oatmeal raisin cookies and a shrimp curry and we had lots and lots of wine each night and watched lots and lots of Buffy. We finished up all of S4 except Restless, which we didn't have time for - from The I in Team to Restless. Which means I really have to decide between AtS 1 and BtVS 5 and it's not easy - but at least I don't have to decide for a little bit.

Um, possibly by Easter, though, since Mombo wants me to come home for that.

We also went on a futile quest for humidifier filters, but it's apparently too late in the year for them to stock even ONE of the kind I need and so I had to order it online and in the meantime I dry up and shrivel, like a mummy, all dessicated and flaky.

swmkit was adorable and skittish and tried to steal my purse but he got his paw caught in it and was dragging it around.

Also, I watched last night's Grey's Anatomy this morning:
( Grey's Anatomy, spoil spoil spoil )

And now I am seriously so cold I can't stop shaking and I am sad that Kovsky's birthday this year is sans-presents for swmbo and and and...that's it. Kovsky, where is my gift, hmmm? I don't know if it's a birthday if there's not 9 hours of torture. Maybe we'll think of something later - you know, flist, if you guys have any ideas of what could be done to Kovsky to give her a proper birthday experience, please feel free to comment!