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swmbo at 08:26am on 09/02/2006
swmbo at 08:26am on 09/02/2006!!!!!
I feel the need to preface this with the fact that I am swear to Kovsky that I am not making this up.
Today's LuthorCorp Thought for the Day: Creativity is only good when in service to the bottom line.
WHAT THE HELL!? DAMN YOU LUTHORCORP! This is carrying your evil TOO FAR!
And yet - is there any point in being creative if creativity doesn't result in world domination? Hmmm, this I must ponder.
Coworker B's response to the thought was "Tomorrow's slogan will be We Own Your Soul". True, true, rumor is that'll be the new corporate motto, to be unveiled at our all company brainwashing in May.
I probably had other things to say - oh wait, I DID!
( Spoilers for Lost, not lengthy but spoily )
( Not really spoilers for Bones )
Today's agenda: Resist Corporate Evil. Encourage personal Evil. Have lunch. Continue resisting Corporate Evil. Break for recess. And then finish up the day with a little more plotting of my own world domination.
Wow, looks like I have a busy day ahead of me. I'd better get on that!
Other highlights: Coffee this morning excellent in quality, lacking in quantity. Swmkit pulled down the living room curtains again last night. Nephbo remains the cutest and also is now becoming helpful, he helped me fill the dog's waterdish. He does not yet say 'thank you' consistently, but when he gives you something he says 'welcome'. Even if what he gives you is something you really have no desire for. But he's convincing you DO have a desire for it, because you can never start brainwashing too early! And lastly, I did not cut myself with scissors yesterday, so I am calling it a WIN.
Have a fantastic day - remember, creativity is only good when in service to the bottom line. And in this case - YOUR case as a matter of fact - the bottom line is 'swmbo's happiness'. Discuss.
*squishes you*
I feel the need to preface this with the fact that I am swear to Kovsky that I am not making this up.
Today's LuthorCorp Thought for the Day: Creativity is only good when in service to the bottom line.
WHAT THE HELL!? DAMN YOU LUTHORCORP! This is carrying your evil TOO FAR!
And yet - is there any point in being creative if creativity doesn't result in world domination? Hmmm, this I must ponder.
Coworker B's response to the thought was "Tomorrow's slogan will be We Own Your Soul". True, true, rumor is that'll be the new corporate motto, to be unveiled at our all company brainwashing in May.
I probably had other things to say - oh wait, I DID!
( Spoilers for Lost, not lengthy but spoily )
( Not really spoilers for Bones )
Today's agenda: Resist Corporate Evil. Encourage personal Evil. Have lunch. Continue resisting Corporate Evil. Break for recess. And then finish up the day with a little more plotting of my own world domination.
Wow, looks like I have a busy day ahead of me. I'd better get on that!
Other highlights: Coffee this morning excellent in quality, lacking in quantity. Swmkit pulled down the living room curtains again last night. Nephbo remains the cutest and also is now becoming helpful, he helped me fill the dog's waterdish. He does not yet say 'thank you' consistently, but when he gives you something he says 'welcome'. Even if what he gives you is something you really have no desire for. But he's convincing you DO have a desire for it, because you can never start brainwashing too early! And lastly, I did not cut myself with scissors yesterday, so I am calling it a WIN.
Have a fantastic day - remember, creativity is only good when in service to the bottom line. And in this case - YOUR case as a matter of fact - the bottom line is 'swmbo's happiness'. Discuss.
*squishes you*
embarrassed
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