10% of Your LJ Experience

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. It is frigid and frosty outside and I thought I'd shiver myself right out of my jacket on the walk up to work.

Also - I finally watched The Christmas Invasion and oh man, SO MUCH LOVE!! SO MUCH! WHEN does Dr Who start up again, hmm? When when when?

So, despite the icy coldness of my soul freezing to death, the day's already started off on a fabulous note. Many fabulous notes. First watching The Christmas Invasion with my first cup of coffee and then hopping downstairs and watching The Daily Show and The Colbert Report with my second. And the first sip of my second cup made me close my eyes briefly and say "That is GOOD coffee" aloud, which is a sign of the moving power of coffee. Also, while watching TCI, swmkit kept burrowing under the blankets and laying against me like a little furry heating pad, which considering the temperature (have I mentioned that I am COLD?) was the absolute best thing he could ever do.

So already things are looking brilliant - better than yesterday, when I managed to CUT MYSELF WITH SCISSORS! *facepalm* I managed somehow to SNIP my left index finger with a pair of scissors and it hurt like the dickens and what if I get sepsis and gangrene and my finger turns black and falls off? HOW WILL I TYPE?!

This better not happen. There are rules and regulations and that one is in defiance of them all. I should put in a special request for safety scissors, like in kindergarten, because it's vitally important that I protect my hands. What if I wanna become a dishsoap handmodel? Already my career is over. Ok, it was over before it began because my hands are all covered with nicks and scars, but still, the wonders of airbrushing might have fixed that. But can they fix a MISSING FINGER? I don't think so.

Anyway, yesterday was the near loss of my finger and today is a bright and shiny new day and I'm already topping last Wednesday because THIS time I remembered to set the TiVo for Bones instead of Lost.

And now I need a very hot beverage to ward off the chill and it is such a strong need I don't care if it's coffee or cocoa or tea as long as it is W A R M.

I hope you guys all have fantastic days and stay away from sharp objects! If one of you had warned me of that yesterday, just think of all the trauma I could have been spared!! How does it feel to be crippled with guilt flist? HOW DOES IT FEEL!?

But I, in my generosity, forgive and still love you. Have fun!