10% of Your LJ Experience

One more day of Jury Duty! Um, assuming we can reach a conclusion - today is closing arguments and then deliberation. The time in which I DECIDE FATE.

AND!

Last night the collision center called and my car should be ready some time today as well!

I am victorious on EVERY front!

If I leave early enough, I might even have time to stop for a muffin. Oh, will the excitement never cease?!

I imagine that during deliberation I shall be completely cut off from the outside world, unable to know who and what is doing what and prevented from all stalking. Oh, the humanity of it all. I entrust LiveJournal into the sometimes-capable hands of ros_fod. Watch it well.

Also, since nobody could provide me with examples of funny, snarky friends yesterday, I'm guessing we gots nothing? STUPID TV! I KICK IT HARD! I should be in charge of what goes on the air as WELL as a man's FATE.

This is Juror #5, signing off and wishing you a good day.

There's a meme going around on LJ about who reads who and when and where.

Now, I started off by replying to people individually but you know, I'm making dinner and it's nephbo night so sucks to be you, cause you're not me...

Wait, no, that's not what I meant to post! I meant to let people know if I read them or not. Now, pay very close attention, because this could get complicated. Now, I know my system doesn't work for everybody, but it's one that works for me.

IF you are on my f'list and your username has an odd number of letters, I only read you on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays before seven and after ten, Thursdays, Fridays, AND on the weekend.

IF you are on my f'list and your username has an even number of letters, I am afraid I only find the time to read you on even numbered days and the odd numbered days that I am online.

IF your username has a number in it, then I'm afraid it gets really tricky - I have to add up the number of numbers in your name, divide by the number of days in the week and then I only read you on THOSE days.

And if you have a weird underscore in your name I hate you because I have to use a special shift on my phone to make that character and it's an extra step and because of that I penalize you by only reading you on the days of the week that have the letter D in them.

Thank you and please drive through. I have to mash the potatoes now.