10% of Your LJ Experience

*looks for Arrie*

arundhathi!! Get in here RIGHT NOW and explain yourself! Last night I was trying to go to sleep, because you know, work is today and that means sleep is a very important thing. And about 10:30 or 11 it started thunderstorming. Which is ok, although the rain was annoyingly clattery and lacked any sense of rhythm. Which made it a nuisance to fall asleep.

But then midnight hit. And the rain changed over to hail and it was the worst, I swear, the WORST hailstorm I've ever been in - and I live in the midwest, I've been in a lot of hailstorms. It literally sounded like somebody put a dozen marbles in a jar, lidded it and then shook it as furiously as they could, all CLATTER CLATTER CLATTER. I was actually a little scared it would break a window, it was that hard. And I'm glad I have a garage *shudder*

But this is where Arrie comes in - or, you know, FAILS to come in. Because ARRIE! You know what hail is? Yes, that's right, it's littleHUGE balls of ice HURLING DOWN FROM THE SKY! ICE, Arrie. Ice, Ice Arrie...(oops, sorry, this is what lack of sleep does to me). There was Ice being aimed at me from Above and you were not here to save me!!

For those relatively new to my LJ, Arrie is part of a CrimeFightingTrio with me. Her secret power is the ability to defeat Ice, because Ice is the nemesis of swmbo. Except *peers at her* she seems to enjoy letting ice attack me and then mocking me afterwards a lot MORE.

Fortunately annakovsky saved me. Whew.

There are no words for how much I do not wish to go into work today. However, my first cup of coffee is awesome, I've spent the last hour answering emails that hit me last night between midnight and NOW and I must drag my sorry self off in search of socks. Also, sexonastick (who is new to my LJ and not even because of the recent kerfuffle - HI, sexonastick! I kind of love your user name because, as I have stated previously in my LJ, everything is better on a stick) and I have been having some interesting discussions related all the way back to lust wank fifty gazillion moons ago. We're having some intersesting debate on what people mean by certain terms and I am loving both it and her willingness to actually talk with me, even if we have differing viewpoints.

However, NOW I must cease talking and instead ... work. OH THE TRAGEDY! Off to combat the world!

I meme cause it's all about ME ME ME

Gakked from kita0610 and here for your mocking pleasure! I present you with swmbo's secret shame revelations. I don't know if it's shame or not, though, cause HAH. I am all about thinking I'm fabulous and these things just make me more fascinating *cough*

1. I have the biggest, absolute biggest weakness for fics that involve drunkenness and/or sleep spooning/cuddling/sex. And even more so when ONE person is affected but the other isn't. Hand me a fic where somebody wakes up to find themselves half having sex and I don't even CARE how bad it is, I am just in love.

2. James/Vinnie fic. Dude, Kita and Ros can write James as a Pirate Captain and Vinnie as a Cabin Boy and I will be hat in hand and grovelling for more. It's like AU times a thousand and I do not care. Speaking of which, I need more swimming_hole *scowls*

3. CROSSOVERS! This is only a secret shame in that I tell absolutely everybody that I love them, but I think the shameful part is HOW MUCH I love them. Crossover different fandoms and shows and omg, I am there. I once read a Buffy/Young Americans crossover and it was NOT good, but oh man... and you know, if somebody would write me another one, I'd probably give you...um, I actually don't have much to give, but you'd get a lot of swm-lovin'. But seriously, the minute anybody can do a crossover, no matter how implausible, of characters I love and adore (and keep them THEM), omg *wants*

4. Daddy Issues. That's the one, rock solid thing that's more likely to get me into a fandom or a character than anything else - give 'em Daddy Issues. Make 'em have to live up to unrealistic expectations and have a lot to shoot for, make 'em worried that they're going to turn out 'just like their father' and guh. I am so there. As a matter of fact, if you could give me that RIGHT NOW, I'll sign up.

I think I have a lot of other not-so-secret-shames. Today is hard on me cause damn, I am so freaking tired cause of the no sleep last night that my hands are shaking so I can't actually *cough* THINK of any. But go forth! Mock me! Share your own shame! DOOO EEET!!!

ETA 5. I wrote mpreg once. But it was a time of STRESS! And I still giggle when I read it.

6. I go back and read my old entries and comments and convos all the time and I still giggle at my own humor. I am the biggest dork EVER!!!