10% of Your LJ Experience

HI hi hi hi hi hi hi!!

This is like anti-kerfuffle day. Or maybe yesterday was and today is the day I talk about it, but yesterday was so good I'd like to repeat it. But all that is for a MINUTE. Because seriously, I have so much to say in this post and you know from me that means something, so hold on to your hats!

First of all - HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! - to those wacky, crazy people who are celebrating it today instead of properly in May. *ducks* I mock! I mock because I looooove!

And I do love, a lot. I am so optimistic and positive and joyful right now that it's going to make you guys all sick, SICK of it. You're already ready to get out the insulin shots and there's more coming, because I am ooozing it out my pores. *waits for ewwwwwwws to stop coming*. And I already have had an hour long soak in the tub (I'm shiny-sparkling clean) and a cup of coffee and about halfway through this post I'm gonna want another and I'm gonna get the coffee cup off the edge of the bathtub where I just remembered I left it, for I am hedonistic. Plus I've already started my day mocking annakovsky, so I've already been laughing so hard my tummy hurts. (HI KOVSKY!) That's my new interest. Mocking annakovsky, not laughing so hard my tummy hurts - only because the last one is too long to be an interest. DAMN YOU, LJ! Stop restricting what I find interesting!!

( This part is the love! )

And, because sometimes a little love trickles out from beneath a cut-tag, I must add! While I regret the misunderstandings and anybody who I've hurt along the way, I am grateful for the strength of my friendships with you guys. It means so much to me and it reaffims every day how awesome LJ can be, what a great community of people are out there. Some of you I've met in person and some of you I haven't, but your presence in my life means a lot to me.

( And now, speaking of friendships - hi new peeps! This section contains a lot of talk about SWMBO )

Also, I'm planning to take over the world and swmbo stands for she who must be obeyed. I'm still working on the red tape, though, and getting the funding. So I SUPPOSE you can all keep flouting my will.

( SLIGHTLY more serious (although still with the happy), so read it! Or, you know, flout my will and ignore it. *grumble* )

Okie! That's it! I'm hitting post! I'm gonna have an awesome day - I still have my movies with EXPLOSIONS to watch, for I spent a lot of time online yesterday and it was all totally worth it, but now I wanna see things blow up. I'm shallow that way. Although, obviously, the computer's just a hop, skip and a trip away. *LOVES*