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swmbo at 09:14am on 06/12/2004
swmbo at 09:14am on 06/12/2004Eeek!!!
So, ok, I remember to bring my lunch to work, thus saving myself valuable pennies.
However, I forget my phone, plugged into its charger, in the living room.
My phone. MY PHONE! *flails* How can I spend an entire day without my beloved phone?! What if people text me? What if the Internet goes down at work?! What if I need somebody's phone number that's stored on the phone but not memorized in my head?!
*tries to breathe* It'll be ok, right? RIGHT?! I mean the chances of any but the first are slim.
Really the lack of phone drives all other coherent knowledge out of my head. I know I got up, I know I managed to successfully make it to work, I know that I'm gonna be taking more decongestant today and that will probably make me very sleeepy.
swmboss is home sick - she sent an email that said "swmboss feels like she looks...which is HORRIBLE!" Is it no WONDER I like working with her? She thinks just like I do. Also, although most people are here, half the people sound like crap. And Coworker S responded to the email with just this statement "I remember that one dream i had when Scott Baio gave me pink eye." Great. Now my head is gonna be writing Coworker S/Scott Baio slash. And "Charles in charge of my days and my nights" will be going through my head. *facepalm*
Fortunately I FEEL fine, I sound fine, all is good except for the ear pressure. And the mental imbalance caused by phone loss. Also some sleepiness. Also, last night Kovsky and Bear tried to tell me that they're not technically my girlfriends. What's up with that? UNACCEPTABLE, KIDS!
***
However! LESS THAN TWO WEEKS TIL MY BIRTHDAY! Weeee! Swmday is fast approaching! Why in honor of my day, my entire company has the day off work! Um, of course it's a Saturday...but I'm quite sure they would have cancelled work anyway! Right? Right!
So, in the spirit of...well, ME, I've decided to celebrate the twelve days of Swm-mass. Swmness.
On the first day of swm-ness,
My true love gave to me...
A piping hot cup of coffeee!
(PS: I am going to need help thinking up these days. Suggestions are welcome!)
*hugs to all*
So, ok, I remember to bring my lunch to work, thus saving myself valuable pennies.
However, I forget my phone, plugged into its charger, in the living room.
My phone. MY PHONE! *flails* How can I spend an entire day without my beloved phone?! What if people text me? What if the Internet goes down at work?! What if I need somebody's phone number that's stored on the phone but not memorized in my head?!
*tries to breathe* It'll be ok, right? RIGHT?! I mean the chances of any but the first are slim.
Really the lack of phone drives all other coherent knowledge out of my head. I know I got up, I know I managed to successfully make it to work, I know that I'm gonna be taking more decongestant today and that will probably make me very sleeepy.
swmboss is home sick - she sent an email that said "swmboss feels like she looks...which is HORRIBLE!" Is it no WONDER I like working with her? She thinks just like I do. Also, although most people are here, half the people sound like crap. And Coworker S responded to the email with just this statement "I remember that one dream i had when Scott Baio gave me pink eye." Great. Now my head is gonna be writing Coworker S/Scott Baio slash. And "Charles in charge of my days and my nights" will be going through my head. *facepalm*
Fortunately I FEEL fine, I sound fine, all is good except for the ear pressure. And the mental imbalance caused by phone loss. Also some sleepiness. Also, last night Kovsky and Bear tried to tell me that they're not technically my girlfriends. What's up with that? UNACCEPTABLE, KIDS!
***
However! LESS THAN TWO WEEKS TIL MY BIRTHDAY! Weeee! Swmday is fast approaching! Why in honor of my day, my entire company has the day off work! Um, of course it's a Saturday...but I'm quite sure they would have cancelled work anyway! Right? Right!
So, in the spirit of...well, ME, I've decided to celebrate the twelve days of Swm-mass. Swmness.
On the first day of swm-ness,
My true love gave to me...
A piping hot cup of coffeee!
(PS: I am going to need help thinking up these days. Suggestions are welcome!)
*hugs to all*
embarrassed
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