10% of Your LJ Experience

When I got the mail on Friday there were MANY EXCITING THINGS! And in addition to the MET that were bills and invitations to credit cards that were promptly destroyed and flyers with coupons and mail that is strangely addressed to my mother, despite the fact that not only does Mombo not live here, she's never lived in Kansas City or Kansas at all, there was also a package from bear !

Who sent me a pair of WALKING SUSHI! Windup walking sushi. Hours of strangely obsessive freaky fun! And she sent me a pocket!bear made of stone! Which is cute and golden and loveable. Rather like the real thing :) THANK YOU BEAR!

My Babylon 5 dvds have still not arrived, which makes me sad. Sobbing sad. Well, ok, not sobbing sad. Perhaps slightly grumpy and I keep staring out at my porch wondering if a box will mysteriously appear. And it does not, no matter how many times I look out the front door!

On the other hand, my BFF did mysteriously appear, baby frontpacked to her stomach. And said "I need to borrow two cups of flour and I thought if I let you see the baby, you'd let me have the flour." Aww, she's already wise to the fact that I can totally be bribed with baby. Even the shortest glimpses of baby. She got flour and I got to kiss his little red head. I was also offered waffles (once they were made with said flour) but declined.

Speaking of food, I have been completely BETRAYED by the Last Onion in the House. Which seriously, makes me just go...but I can't cook! EVERYTHING uses onion! Ok, not everything but almost everything and all the best stuff uses onion. At lunch I was like "I'll start cooking now" and sliced the top off and..ugh. It was a beautiful onion on the inside and yet hid a heart of evil. Dried up and withered and EVIL. So I tossed it in the trash, naturally. And then I was like, ok, what else can I have? I thought "BLT". SO I sliced up the tomato and then went to look and...

I'd used the last of the bread at some point. I don't remember doing this but apparently, yes. So I gave it up for a loss, had the tomatoes in a salad and that is that. But it's a very tragic world when there is no onion. There should always be onion. It's like, a rule. At least in my house. Tomorrow I will get many onions.

( I randomnly watch TV )
*grumbles* I need to clean my living room. Watch me NOT do that.