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omg, tired, tired, tired!!

*crawls under desk*

Pseudo-overslept this morning, which is always my favorite way to start off the day. And this is after I went to bed EARLY early last night. And dreamt about making a basket out of clay. Somehow that was going to prove the great Clark/Lex love.

However a clay basket wasn't water proof so I was going to line it with - more clay. And then bake it. It was very detailed and very confusing. And it makes me want to go out and buy clay. Anyway, should Clay be... Clark/...Harry? Hrmf. /bad jokes

Ok, I lie, that prlly won't be the end of the bad jokes, it's one of those days.

I've already tried to pour myself into the coffee mug, which wasn't very successful. Darn the world! But blackberry yogurt may make things all better. Except for nearly knocking over your coffee mug with your elbow. *shudder* Which just almost happened.

It's September! It's Taco Wednesday! Three days (including today) and then I get a 3 day weekend!

This should be grounds for celebration. In theory, there are fireworks going off inside my head. However, I am barely capable of actually pressing keys in an order that makes sense right now and I find myself staring into the depths of my coffee mug, searching for an answer. Or a refill.

Obviously there is only one cure! One Night in Bangkok! Oh yeah, that'll do it.

Also, wee! Kovsky is back in Boston! This makes me unreasonably happy, considering I am not in Boston myself. But things feel right. Even if it means that as far as I know, she never successfully stalked Orli. Why, Kovsky, WHY?!

And I really, really want bacon. Why do I not have bacon?!

It is too quiet in my office, I miss coworker K. And I miss the Fod being at work, so that I know my harassing emails are reaching her in a timely manner. And I miss Arrie.

Ok, that's enough of THAT! Time for me to get motivated and wake up. (good luck, swmbo, you're gonna need it)

There were no tacos!!

Instead of tacos they're having 'spaghetti and meatballs'.

I don't know why I even bother to get up in the morning!

*hates the world*

*cries*

*looks determined*

I'm going to go to IHOP and have bacon and pancakes and try to salvage SOMETHING from the incredibly pointlessness of the day.

Also? *grumbles* Self-evaluation time again. How much do I loathe self-evaluation time? So much. Because you know, I JUST DID IT for my 90 day review and since we didn't even have the actual meeting about it until much later cause of schedule conflicts, it's really only been about five weeks since we discussed it. And obviously, nothing has changed. And I hate talking about myself. SHUDDUP! I DO! Stop looking at me like that and snickering!

Ok, I love talking about myself. I hate talking about "list any work-related goals that you have set for yourself" and "At this stage of your career, what areas of your job performance need improvement" and, worst of all, "What can your supervisor do to help you perform your job more effectively". Is "Stop making me fill out self-evaluation sheets?" an acceptable answer?

PANCAKES! *blames myriad69*