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In which swmbo slowly goes insane....

But first !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY _jolielaide ! I hope you have the shiniest and sparkliest day yet, swanning about NYC and drinking coffee and making the world fall at your feet and give you lots and lots of presents! And chocolate! And porn! And shoes! And other yummy things.

And back in swmboville: Ok, I don't know what they are doing to the phone system today. But it keeps ringing! Every few minutes all of the phones ring one or two times. And it is slowly driving me insane. I'm fragile. I'm unstable. I can't take this kind of fauxphonecall!

I am slowly going to self destruct.

( I'm trying to be good and remember to cut tag to save my flist - I can't decide if people LIKE having their FLIST saved if they don't care to read it or dislike the extra effort of clicking on a cut tag. On a medium length entry. How long is too long?! )

And in regular news - I'm gonna go shopping over lunch. Maybe not buying, but shopping. Wish me luck. And then I have to pack for DC. Which I am always SO bad about doing ahead of time. And freak out about if my car will die on the way to the airport, cause that's what I do. *trembles* But once I get to the airport, I'll be cool as a cucumber.

Have a great day everybody!

One, my shopping expedition was a success! Hurrah! Little black dress marked down from 70 bucks to 25. Hurrah! And I am pretty sure that if I spin, the skirt will flair. Oh yes.

Two, Twat just now arrived in NYC, safe and sound :) And less than 30 hours til I get to see her, hurrah.

But! That is not all I had to say - believe it or not? Bruce Lee has RETURNED!

We have no clue how or why. Last we knew, he'd disappeared from the freezer, as we discovered Tuesday. Today - Thursday - he reappeared. And not in the freezer. No, the covered altoids tin was found on the microwave table in the breakroom. With no note of explanation. He simply...appeared. It freaked us out. As my coworker posted in regards to something completely else "But I guess, like Bruce Lee, all things must pass, lay around the office for awhile, be stuffed into a freezer and forgotten, and later reappear, zombie-like, to taunt you."

I am quite, quite disturbed.

Also, when I speak of posting - our team is testing out a new bulletin board system for working on group projects together. The kind where your changes are marked with your name, you can post messages and replies, set timelines, etc. That's not important. What's important is when my boss set it up today, she set up everybody's profiles.

And under my name she gave me the title of "Fish Killer"

*bursts into tears*

It wasn't my fault!!