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HAPPY BIRTHDAY secondverse ! Happy, Happy Birthday!

I hope that you have an absolutely gorgeous day, from top to bottom! *hugs you tightly* *sings to you*

In swmbo news - the magical mystery phone works again! Hurray! *dances about madly*

In less pleasant swmbo news...*stares mournfully at her cup of coffee* It's not very good today. *sighs* My coffee is disappointing me! This new roast is...not good. Actually, it's terrible. TERRIBLE.

And third, there was something else I was gonna talk about but that was before I ...completely forgot. Oh! Oh, yeah. Yay! The Firefly ficathon is put off til tomorrow instead of today, a move that will save my soul. Such as it is, as I'm currently about 93% Evil. Yay for another day to finish off my procrastination! Although at least I've started it.

Now back to the not good coffee. *kicks it* *gets a towel and cleans up the mess* *stares sulkily at it*

Sooo darn tired. The evil coffee that betrayed me is continuing to stab me in the back. Even though I've had, I don't know, a couple cups of inferior work coffee (which is superior to evil coffee. Except by definition it IS evil coffee, because I work for evil) but it's not working.

So I had lunch.

And that's still not working. What is the world coming to when you can't be saved by a turkey sandwich? *sobs*

I think I need somebody to come and cuddle me and pet my hair, please. *looks at you with pleading eyes* I think that would make me feel a lot better. And maybe kiss my temple and coo softly. And then I'll curl up into a little ball and half nap and when I wake there'll be a scrumptious cup of coffee, just like old times!

*waits*

Or do something else that will wake me up! That meme about the false memories maybe? Or we could make Arrie write more insane Viggo-rentboy-Orli-customer fic. That would work! Or something!

*waits again*