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swmbo at 07:15am on 01/04/2004
swmbo at 07:15am on 01/04/2004I've actually already shared this story with Arrie and Twat via email (check out how riveting my emails are! You guys are SO jealous, aren't you? Particularly since I now go on to tell the story to all of you ANYway!). Although reading through it the first time....it's all full of typos and weird word choices. But since Arrie hasn't sent it back with the beta corrections yet....I'll just add comments in italics for LJ. Yeah, can you tell that I woke up extra early this morning and am a bit hyper? Too bad for you!
My coffee is still quite hot. This seems out of the blue. It might make more sense if you know that I had just typed a word so badly that I wasn't even sure for a second what word I meant to type. So I was excusing it on the grounds that I hadn't had any coffee I also had a small moment when I was walking and I tipped...over, I think, nothing. For the record? I think I meant stumbled. Or tripped but it was really more of a stumble. But tipped might work cause I was walking straight ahead and suddenly I was tilted slightly and... ANd coffee sloshed out towards the floor. And somehow? Managed to land NOT on the carpet but on the plastic best buy bag (that my phone came in) that's by my computer that I've been meaning to pick up and throw away for like four days now, except it would involve getting the receipt out of it and trying to figure out the best place to put the receipt where it'll be where I need it and somehow that just translated into "leaving it on the floor for now". Which then saved my carpet from a huge coffee disaster!
Dude, I LOVE the way the world works.
I would comment more on the above but I think it's pretty self explanatory. First, I don't bother to correct typos in emails sent to Arrie&Twat. They can just deal with 'em. It's the price of loving swmbo. Second, I'm the most graceful person EVER, wee! And lastly, my lack of tidiness is obviously a supernatural power which helps save me from disaster. It would have been the opposite had I tripped over the best buy bag and spilled the coffee on the floor. Um, lets not let that happen, k, thanks
There is no other news! Except today's another day of orientation and the last BIG one. I'm actually being quite brainwashed. But not in an evil way! But I miss you guys so much during the day and I'm so very sorry I'm not as commenty as I used to be. *hugs*
My coffee is still quite hot. This seems out of the blue. It might make more sense if you know that I had just typed a word so badly that I wasn't even sure for a second what word I meant to type. So I was excusing it on the grounds that I hadn't had any coffee I also had a small moment when I was walking and I tipped...over, I think, nothing. For the record? I think I meant stumbled. Or tripped but it was really more of a stumble. But tipped might work cause I was walking straight ahead and suddenly I was tilted slightly and... ANd coffee sloshed out towards the floor. And somehow? Managed to land NOT on the carpet but on the plastic best buy bag (that my phone came in) that's by my computer that I've been meaning to pick up and throw away for like four days now, except it would involve getting the receipt out of it and trying to figure out the best place to put the receipt where it'll be where I need it and somehow that just translated into "leaving it on the floor for now". Which then saved my carpet from a huge coffee disaster!
Dude, I LOVE the way the world works.
I would comment more on the above but I think it's pretty self explanatory. First, I don't bother to correct typos in emails sent to Arrie&Twat. They can just deal with 'em. It's the price of loving swmbo. Second, I'm the most graceful person EVER, wee! And lastly, my lack of tidiness is obviously a supernatural power which helps save me from disaster. It would have been the opposite had I tripped over the best buy bag and spilled the coffee on the floor. Um, lets not let that happen, k, thanks
There is no other news! Except today's another day of orientation and the last BIG one. I'm actually being quite brainwashed. But not in an evil way! But I miss you guys so much during the day and I'm so very sorry I'm not as commenty as I used to be. *hugs*
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